tojad-lisi Originally from cuuno

cuuno:

cuuno:

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don’t want him to go through the horrors anymore

i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner

starsofmirkwood Originally from phantomrose96

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

I think we should have a turn of phrase for “I’m not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing” because more and more I’m finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

tags which read "unfortunately my circus unfortunately my monkeys"ALT

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saltinesinsoup Originally from smoqueen

smoqueen:

smoqueen:

my voicemail box is full and most of them are from 2018 when i was trying to buy a dilapidated residential property in Ohio for 6 bucks under the name “Jack Rhino”

to be clear, the listed price was six dollars, and over the phone i told them ‘i am not paying a cent over the asking price!’ and they were doing everything in their power to not sell it to me